A Haunted House 2 (2014)

Comedy, Horror
Marlon Wayans, Jaime Pressly, Essence Atkins, Gabriel Iglesias
Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is starting fresh with his new girlfriend and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm is once again plagued by bizarre paranormal events.
Sloppy, vulgar, and manic, A Haunted House 2 might be worth a chuckle or two, but mostly it's a string of pop culture references and crude gags that fail to hit their intended targets.
  • Open Road Films Company:
  • R Rated:
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  • 18 Apr 2014 Released:
  • 12 Aug 2014 DVD Release:
  • $17.3M Box office:

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Just Dumb, Not Funny1/10
I have not seen the first "A Haunted House" film, but after sitting through this dreadful sequel I don't think I would like to. Why this trashy unpleasant film was released on Easter weekend is beyond me.

There is no coherent story. Upon getting over an ex-girlfriend who got possessed by evil spirits, Malcolm hooks up and moves in with a new girl Megan and her two kids. What follows is an embarrassing mishmash of scenes from recent big hits in the horror genre, "Sinister", "Insidious" and "The Conjuring," as Malcolm continues to be terrorized by demonic events.

Marlon Wayans plays Malcolm in the most irritating and annoying manner, with his non-stop loud screaming and nonsensical ranting. He has a prolonged, uncomfortable and unfunny sex sequence where Marlon gets it on with a doll that looks like the diabolical Annabelle from "The Conjuring". More awful jokes of such sick sexual nature would recur through the rest of the film.

You go into a spoof film like this to have a shallow laugh out of jokes inspired by your favorite horror films. However, within the first few minutes, you already get the feeling that this film will not entertain you at all. In fact, it could even be quite boring, with very long humorless scenes that overstay their welcome. There are many scenes which would offend pet lovers, Catholics, Mexicans, women, and practically everyone else.

I found it interesting only when it tries to recreate a recognizable scene from those modern horror classics, like the group hanging from "Sinister" or the "Hide and Clap" game from "The Conjuring". But unfortunately, I wind up disappointed because its spoofing just falls terribly flat. I would have had a good time if a film was dumb and funny, but this film is just plain dumb, not funny. 1/10.
Really, really bad..1/10
A Haunted House 2 is an American 'comedy' 'horror' film directed by Michael Tiddes and starring Marlon Wayans. The film is the sequel to the 2013 film A Haunted House. Having exorcised the demons of his ex, Malcolm is beginning fresh with his new partner and her two children. After moving into their dream home, however, Malcolm (Marlon Wayans) is once again plagued by strange supernatural events.

From the opening sequence, right up until the closing credits, the film is a complete calamity. The film's screenplay is aimless, stupid and staggeringly unfunny – not a single gag throughout the entire film resonates with audiences. This, taken in combination with pointlessly constructed racist stereotypes and unbelievably dull horror cliches, means that sitting through the films short runtime of eighty six minutes becomes almost impossible.

Wayans's performance is excruciatingly painful to watch. Malcolm is an astoundingly unlikable lead protagonist – and in all the wrong ways. On no occasion do his bizarre actions and ear-splitting shrieking ever seem necessary, and his lack of any sort of morality or even awareness of the reality that surrounds him results audiences hastily attempting to distance themselves as much as possible from a character that presumably is meant to be engaging and amusing.

The film manages to surpass the stale mediocrity of its predecessor. It's a tortuous waste of time which could have been better spent doing almost anything else. The film's only asset is that it's almost instantly forgettable. As the credits roll, the sensation of a deep exhale of breath and thinking, "I never have to watch A Haunted House 2 again", is certainly something to savour. The film is an unmistakable catastrophe.
A Haunted House 21/10
Avoid this film have just watched it and it had to be the worst movie i have ever seen and has no storyline or creativity to it at all to make it worse they made it look like a porno movie so if u have any children do not let them see this movie utter garbage nothing will ever surpass the Scary movie trilogy the reason i don't say series is that the last 2 have also been garbage (Scary Movie 4-5) so avoid this movie at all costs!!!!! If you however have seen this movie i hope you ask for a refund or entrance to a better film i can only hope that the film creators go back to the drawing board and look at classic comedy like the naked gun trilogy and get some tips from their creators as the people who made this film have been drinking or taking drugs during the making of the so called film AVOIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!
I wouldn't even call this a "film". It's very, very boring, unfunny and, to be honest, ridiculous.1/10
Unlike the first film, which was at least a little funny, or at least a little intelligent in some 'spoof-like' ways, this one isn't intelligent or smart (at least the first one had some intelligence and decent laughs).

This one, unlike the first, doesn't have anything funny about it. It's terrible, and fails at everything. It's a "Spoof"? I'm sorry, but all Spoofs are meant for 'humorously' making-fun of a different, un-funny and serious film. This one makes a fool of itself, if anything. It's not funny. Not one bit funny at all, whatsoever. I'm in pain knowing how something like this can be made, when there are aspiring film directors, producers and people who want to be in the film business out there doing their best and trying hard, and all these moronic fools are doing is trying to work through, stupidly and make a film, a film that becomes a mess. And quite frankly, everyone knows that all spoofs are terribly made. Look at Haunted House, the first film, Epic Movie, which was an Epic fail (pun intended) and Disaster Movie....which was a disaster. I mean that pun there is intended too.

Save yourself a bit of money, and don't watch this film. You're better off not seeing it, because then you're just wasting money and precious time. I have to rate this film a solid 1/10. That "1" being there? yeah, that "1" is there because of the credits. When they came, I was absolutely delighted. Anyway, yeah, that's my review on this film. Thanks for reading this one, guys.
Haunted House 2 - Wayans should be ashamed!1/10
I am so glad I did not see the first one if it is any way related to this one.

This movie's first 15 or 20 minutes were so funny my sides were cracking. From there it became just pure disgust. Now I am not a teeny bop per or a younger adult but I was beginning to feel very old or prudish on the doll scenes. I found those scenes were just so disgusting and uncalled for in the movie. I saw one or two people walk out and they were younger, even in their 20s.

The movie had scenes that were in my opinion sacrilegious. I did not find them funny at all. I think whoever the editor is should be fired. The movie was way too long and it was beating a dead horse dead. It had no script, just count the times they us the "f" word.

Do not even wait for this on DVD....let's just hope its never released any where else.

The Wayans and whoever reviews and releases movies should be ashamed of this piece of work, or non work.

My rating would have been 0 if I could. They should pay us to come and see this movie.